Reachtard

(noun) A man or woman who plays the game "Halo: Reach" from developers Bungie studios released in 2011 who complains about almost everything but still plays the game anyways. Reachtards typically frequent the Halo: Reach forums on Bungie.net and can be found both insulting and defending the game based on mood, time of day, and hunger.

"Did you hear? Joey just posted a thread on the Reach forum about armor lock!""Fuckin' Reachtard"

by HI IM CAPS LOCK November 13, 2011

Hairy reach around

Being fondled upon the dance floor by a satisfying ball massage from behind, Then looking down to your horror of a Masculine hand massaging your Male Genitals.

As i was Jiving on the dance floor, I felt a nice warm cozy cup shaped massage of my Balls, However when I looked down It was a male hairy arm, after being sick and running for freedom, I awoke to find it was a vivid nightmare... therefore describing this horror from a male point of view as a Hairy reach around...

by Jimmy Teeee February 7, 2010

NUCLEAR REACTOR

A person with an explosive temper who goes off like a bomb,the sun;where nuclear fission or fusion takes place;A thespian who enjoys playing Einstein or Robert Oppenheimer more then just once in his acting career>

Was Sam Jaffe a NUCLEAR REACTOR or did he ever play Dr. Albert Einstein in his acting career?

by john adams November 13, 2003

reacharonie

Lowly rated football recuits that fran offers and then turns them to five star bluechips. This never happens, but is a wet dream of aggy.
Franchione + reacharound = reacharonie

I heard martellus bennett was a reacharonie.

by CorporationX May 1, 2005

reach around

It is when you are having doggy style sex with your lady friend, and a gay homosexual walks up and tickles your balls from behind.

One time while doing Jessica Simpson, her gay makeup artist snuck up from behind and gave ma a reach around. Dirty Mother Fucker.

by B and T October 13, 2006

over reacting fuck

Rusty in gym

one day i sat on his folder in gym and hes fucking kicked me in the shin like 4 times the fuck and i guess i learned my lession....im the duche

by Rusty June 16, 2004

reach around

While riding on the back of a motorcycle you reach around and place your hand in the crotch area of the driver. To give the full effect you may choose to slowly move your hand within the crotch area.

Hopefully the driver is someone of the opposite sex of you otherwise this could be considered a mistake (see *mistake*).

While cruising the strip, I felt the need to give my driver a reach around.

by Gix2NV July 29, 2005