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Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.
Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.
by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016
mugGet the Rub Rightmug.

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.
You have Jesus rights.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
mugGet the Jesus Rightsmug.

Titty rights

When you in a commited relationship and even if yo girl is mad, you claim your titty rights and she can't object so you get a hand full of tittes.
Girlfriend: I'm pissed off at you, don't touch me.

You: I got titty rights. Get yo ass over here.
by Youbleedugly May 8, 2016
mugGet the Titty rightsmug.

Get right on it

For a person to engage in the very excessive consumption of a variety of intoxicating substances such as alcohol, MDMA and cocaine, among others, within a short time period and, invariably, to the detriment of an individuals normal daily routine and responsibilities the following day.
"Dude, last night was off the wall. I didn't mean to get right on it but didn't go to bed till 7am and was 2 hours late for work."

"Hahaha, bro.... you look like shit. Got right on it again last night, didn't you?"
by R.O.I. September 5, 2019
mugGet the Get right on itmug.

that part right there

"that part right there" is California talk for when we agree with something someone said.

It doesn't always make sense to what someone said, unless one looks at it as "agreeing."

Also can be shortened to use as "that part"
You: "This beat has so much swag!"
Me: "That part right there."

You: "I'll never go back there again."
Me: "That part."
by Cali~Castle February 11, 2020
mugGet the that part right theremug.

right minded

Person who is wrong but actually right
Becky was so fucking right minded I wanted to throat punch her
by SammiPsycho December 2, 2017
mugGet the right mindedmug.

Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
mugGet the Shitter's rightsmug.

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