Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.

Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.

by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016

Doin' it right

When someone performs an action without any flaws. They are "Doin' it right".

Mike: Can you believe how wet Stacey got after she was with Alex?

Steve: No shit man! He was doin' it right.

by Douche it out300000 September 6, 2009

Titty rights

When you in a commited relationship and even if yo girl is mad, you claim your titty rights and she can't object so you get a hand full of tittes.

Girlfriend: I'm pissed off at you, don't touch me.

You: I got titty rights. Get yo ass over here.

by Youbleedugly May 8, 2016

Parental rights

A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.

"I'm not a bigot, but I do believe in parental rights."

by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

right-sized

A category of residential designs that have 701 sq. ft. to 1000 sq. ft. of area.

The need for energy savings, combined with the high cost of housing, necessitates a shift to right-sized housing in the future

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019

Dark Right

Formerly the New Right, the result of the GOP enabling extreme right wing behavior since 1979, with the Iran hostage crisis and the advent of the Reagan era. This socio-political philosophy has combined a draconian laissez faire ideology (at the expense of workers' rights, consumer protection, banking reforms and regulation) with the rejections of social programs and progressive social policy and an aggressive military/diplomatic doctrine. In the intervening years, this ideology has degenerated, from the New Right to Neoconservativism to the Tea Party to the Alt Right movement to White Nationalism. With the hijacked election of 2000, the New Right had essentially become the Dark Right.

The Dark Right is the new normal.

by kemo Dodger May 17, 2017