Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Puss

Someone who is a bitch.
Someone who is scared.
Someone who is getting bitched.
Someone who gets no bitches.

Scared ass puss!

by zCervix November 1, 2015

puss plug

A tampon

It's that time of month. She needs a puss plug.

by Lolselmo July 1, 2023

Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

puss puss

one who is like dylan

mannn did you see dylan today? he is looking like a puss puss

by coolgirl3451 September 30, 2019

donk puss

'Donk Puss' is the preferred 'practice vagina' of the young village boys of the Northern Coast of Colombia, 25km north of Cartagena.

It's a donkeys pussy.

"I can't get enough of that sweet Donk Puss"

by BKK Enemy January 20, 2014

puss puss

one who looks like dylan

mannnn did you see dylan today? he was looking like a puss puss

by coolgirl3451 September 30, 2019