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john pumpkin 

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta
john pumpkin by Will F24 December 11, 2018

Pittsburgh pumpkin

The act of defacating on on a womans chest while she performs fellatio on you.
Man i had this nasty freaky bitch give me a Pittsburgh pumpkin the other night

Lottie Pumpkin 

A random character made of pumpkins and clotted cream. Her favorite person is Jerry the duck. They also love hurricanes to get to the top shelf of meth.
My grandma used her hurricane to get the meth for Jerry and his stalker, Lottie Pumpkin.

sloppy pumpkin 

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.
I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

Leftover Pumpkin 

The discharge leftover from anal sex using the innards of a gourd or root vegetable as a lubricant.
Joe: Damn! Smells funky in here!

Caity: yeah, got some leftover pumpkin around

madelame_pumpkin 

A very sweet editor and fanpage. She is very kind and pretty and has amazing edits
Random: who is madelame_pumpkin?
Fan: the best fanpage out there!
madelame_pumpkin by Royals.addi September 6, 2021