premature diarrhea

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.

Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!

by GigiPDX December 6, 2016

Prematurely Emojulate

The act of accidentally adding emoji's mid-sentence in a text.

"Hey sexy, ho😉w you doin?"
"Did you just prematurely emojulate?"

by Gone_Adulting December 10, 2016

Premature Creamcheesulator

When you run out of cream cheese before you run out of bagel.

Damn- still got half my bagel left and I'm out of cream cheese. I'm such a premature creamcheesulator...

by Drinking Enthusiast March 23, 2017

premature clapulation

When someone in the audience, thinking the song is over -- especially one with a "false ending," applauds before it's done.

I know people sometimes forget they aren't supposed to clap between movements during a classical music concert, but premature clapulation before Led Zeplin's "Thank You" fades back at the end is unforgiveable.

by OldGrandad April 2, 2017

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017

poomato

A large bloody poo

Damn that poomato hurt

by Poomato August 11, 2017