Peanuts

Before kicking a football, the person holding it moves out of the way so you miss, similar to what Lucy did to Charlie Brown.

Don't Peanuts me Joe!

by Andy R. B. December 22, 2008

pussy peanuts

a worthless chickenshit scrub who has to rely on others to get around, but still arrogant enough to think he's the shit. Pussy Peanuts have no balls and are encouraged mainly by their parents because they have no crew

We call Craig pussy peanuts cuz he's a pussy and peanuts are worthless.

He guilt tripped me to hang out with him cuz he has no other friends.

by Kreeper May 20, 2008

peanut

It's a street word that is only used in the Province of Quebec in montrel for drugs in form of pills.

Damn, that peanut u sold me tripped the shit out of me i when i went to the rave.

by AceK21 October 11, 2007

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

A sexual act in which a male alternates between inserting his penis in a woman's anus and vagina specifically when the woman is menstruating. Fecal matter deposited on the penis is referred to as the "Peanut Butter" due to its thick brown appearance and menstrual secretions are attributed to be the "Jelly" due the pasty red residue resembling strawberry jam. For added effect this act can be performed to the song with the same name, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."

I heard the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song the other day and I had a sudden urge for some real Peanut Butter Jelly Time! My girlfriend just happened to be menstruating so I called her over for some good old fashioned fun. Things got rather messy but boy was it worth it!

by Valsleezy April 8, 2008

Peanut Butter Wonder

When u smuther Peanut Butter All of ur Ballz and let your dog lick it off..

My Dog Gave me the Peanut Butter Wonder!

by Jesse Bruno May 27, 2004

Peanut-Butter style.

The act of getting rid of someone ( particularly girls) who you do not share intimate feelings with on MySpace or on another kind of instantanious two-way written communication Like IM . It is a sequence of short responses, awkward silences, followed by many(...)and accompanied by a single question. In their peak of anticipation you ask “ Do you prefer Jiff SUPER CHUNKpeanut butter or Skippy SUPER CHUNKpeanut butter, Im dying to know.” The following response will be along the lines of“What the F#@!%$” but at least youll be rid of them.... possibly forever.... so be sure you want to do this.

Dude1: HEY dude2 what happend between you and Jennie?

Dude2: Man i finnally dumped her ass... Peanut-Butter style.

Dude1: Wow you the Freakin' MAN!!!!

Dude1: So when are you planning to end it with Teresa

Dude2: With the Peanut-Butter style i could do it any day of the week. Its flawless.

by Slap. Happee. Jerk. Hard May 2, 2009

reese peanut butter cup pie

when a guy ejaculates into a jar of peanut butter, then stirs the concoction around with his penis. then he proceeds to deliver said jar to a dairy queen where it is used to make a blizzard.

"hey eric how was your reese peanut butter cup pie?"

by triger9501950 July 22, 2014