panto-pedo

A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.

Dave looks like the child-catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He's such a panto-pedo!

by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009

phanto

A "phanto" pronounced "fawn-toe" or "fon-toe", is another word to describe an uncircumsized itty. It's usually a term coined by some Native American Plains Indians, generally in the Dakota region.

Shut up before i cut the foreskin off your phanto and roll it around in the grass.

by kgsoloman5000 February 5, 2010

phantom wang

the art of showing your genitals in a hidden fashion so the person seeing the genitalia doesn't know who the perpetrator is.

Esteban phantom wanged some girls and traffic from the third story balcony.

by dong warrior November 22, 2010

Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

phantom

when u use the cloak of darkness to make your excape from a sexual interlude that is bound to be akward once the morning comes and the booze wears off

heather pulled a phantom and crept toward the door, weary of waking the gentleman snoring in the bed

by elle March 15, 2005

philadelphia phantom

Farting in another's eyes, then, while they are disoriented, pooping directly into their mouth. Before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their dick or vagina into said mouth and, using cum, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. When all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven't), which will work great as lube for anal sex. Usually, more pooping occurs.

"What'd you do last night?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"

by Greg Spurgein January 11, 2008

phantom

An individual who is so insignificant they are a mere apparition.

Check that cunt out, he's a phantom!

by Davie January 10, 2003