poser

a poser is someone who is tryhard and trys to be something they arn't!! For example when somebody hears a song on the radio for instand i write sins not tragedies by panic at the disco and starts saying OH I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO i say whats your favourite song they say oh i write sins not tragedies!!! that is soo poser like...they are trying to be like veryone else they have no idea what there other songs are but decide they love them cause ov there mainstream song on the radio!!!

POSER:oh AFI is my FAVOURITE band right now!!
NON POSER(someone whoes been long time fan)whats your favourite song?
POSER: oh miss murder
NON POSER: DUH its the only freakin one on the radio!!!

by emoly September 22, 2006

Pokerfuck

Poker players who win with bullshit hands, despite your all-in on pocket aces or any other really good poker hand.

When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in pocket aces with a pair of sevens, then he makes three of a kind on the river. That guy is a bona-fide pokerfuck.

by Damitdan October 28, 2006

poverty sandwich

A Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. Usually in a ziplock bag and brought to school.

Haha!! Jimbo has a poverty sandwich! His Family's poor!

by Tiller December 28, 2005

playing poker

Euphamism for a circle jerk used as a cover by geeks who are bored with jacking off alone and start jacking each other off.

Chad: Whatcha up to tonight?
Peter: Just hangin with the boys and playing poker.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

indie poser

a wannabe person that goes out of their own way to fall under the category of an "indie"
they usually dye their hair bright colors, such as red, and tear their tights on purpose. they are usally shit talkers, and a patsy, thry are suppoedly madly in love

An indie poser is a kid, an annoying kid that is most likely freshman in high school, usually a girl, that wanders around with no friends looking to be cool in other words a poser, then calling her scene boyfriend and talks about how red her hair is. yeah, it sounds pretty stupid

by TeenageInformer March 20, 2011

poverty

The result of capitalism.

Make poverty history.
Abolish capitalism.

by Sidthemod April 27, 2006

poper

a large person around 15 to 16 years of age, who has abnormally large breasts, a loud, annoying half laugh, and who is very intelligent in the mathmatical field. This person may tend to smell like pubs, or even pop into a discussion without an invite.

Poper sits alone in the cafeteria.

by HSMloverr January 15, 2009