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Poon-Donor

An insult towards males, implying that they have a vagina and that they regularly exploit themselves with it. This can also be used as an insult towards females, implying that they're whores and/or sluts.
"You fucking poon-donor!"
by damann August 27, 2009
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Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).
"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
by Crazylson September 30, 2009
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Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010
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Poon Crusher

a man who has had many sexual encounters with many women
Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me

Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher
by pooncrusher July 11, 2010
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poison orchard

1. Fruit or nut trees sprayed with pesticides unknowingly to neighborhood children who played hide-and-seek there.
2. From folk rock to blues, dark carnival and sweet ballad, this Brooklyn-based band has a wealth of experience and heart.
A fire storm on stage, Merrily and the Poison Orchard inspires with a danceable, ethereal presence.
I can't wait to see The Poison Orchard!!
by ikarusbone July 27, 2011
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Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011
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Poison Noise

When something is heard but then instantly forgotten.
"how does that song go again?"
"Who knows its a pure poison noise."
by ek9sam December 23, 2011
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