porch ape

The kind of woman who doesnt even go for a guy with a car, Just a porch... related to things like lot lizards and that hooker on main street

Man look at that porch ape.. Matthew cotton sure knows how to pick them

by THETOOLMAN February 17, 2010

Porching

Porching - Verb - to porch. - to party hard. While simultaneously chilling, hard. Can be done on any porch/deck setting, however is most typically found being practiced on the porch of 79 Henry Street. Generally begins during the afternoon and can be known to last for hours. Many beers are generally consumed, with the company of loud music.

It was a nice day outside so Jordan and I decided to go porching.

by adormi April 8, 2010

porch-meetin'

when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'

IFIAR!!!!!! yelled the computer nerd. well all need a porch meeting. everyone get thier slurpie!!

by hellfish(the yellow dart)87gt April 10, 2003

porphyric pedophilia

a person who has to be a pedophile to circulate there blood

my friend ben has porphyric pedophilia

by wisemanofthenorthwest January 21, 2012

porchetti

1. a type of greasy yellow pasta made with special cream sauce. Can often be filled with chicken or small shrimp or served with out meat or substance what so ever. Once you've had even a small taste, you've had enough.

Let's go out for hamburgers as this porchetti tastes like dead shrimp with lard sauce

by justadumbman March 7, 2008

porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008

Porcherette

A cigarette one smokes on a porch, balcony, patio, etc.

Hey dude, it's stuffy in here. Let's go outside and smoke a porcherette.

by Chronaholic June 7, 2009