poo dollar

A dollar bill with which you wipe your ass, then leave on the ground so that someone else picks up a dollar that has been in your ass. Similar to "Ass Pennies"

Don't pick up that dollar bill ... It's a poo dollar!

by James Cobbins May 31, 2004

poo-bear'd

Being ass raped with honey, or anal sex with honey used as lubricant

Kevin Mitnick was poo-bear'd while in prison.

by helicine March 1, 2004

cruise the poo

driving up and down a main drag street for entertainment on a weekend night. so named after kickapoo street in shawnee, oklahoma.

"i think we're gonna cruise the poo tonight, want to come?"

by mandygrrl May 10, 2006

Poo and Goo

The time-saving process of masturbating while taking a shit.

Bobby had to poo and goo because he was late for class.

by frank the stank March 27, 2012

poo jammer

Australian for homosexual.

Pronounced "poo jammah"

Crikey! That bloke is a real poo jammer!

by vonwienerhousen March 12, 2009

smoky poos

When you smoke a cigarette or some reefer and you're suddenly overwhelmed by the need to take a shit. This can be brought on by all types of smoke and has such remarkable timing that one may say it strikes with vengeance for smoking.

Damn dude I'll be right back, the smoky poos got me.

by p-funk February 1, 2006

Poo Battle

The fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy.

It is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. However, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn't have the couth to wait...thereby commencing a Poo Battle.

Corporate Office Worker #1: "I was in the poo stall (back of the bathroom) and some heffa came in and sat quietly for several minutes waiting for me to splash and dash! Too bad, I was there first! I won that poo battle"

Corporate Office Worker #2: "Damn, that is beyond rude! We should post a sign in the stall about the rules for pooing!" I'm fixin' to go poo soon. I WISH somebody would battle me! <office workers high-five each other>

by Daisyville June 15, 2009