Pick & Poke

The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.

I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011

poke smot

a code word for smoke pot used to trick retarted popos into not knowing what your talking about.

lets go poke some smot at your house when this place closes.

by GnomeMaster118 September 22, 2002

Hold and Poke-her

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.

by authOOr August 25, 2006

poke

No!! a poke is much more innocent, its what people in derry ask off the icecream man... another name for ice cream on a cone.

Gone gis a 50p poke hi and a screwball

by phhilyh January 31, 2008

Poke Off

When two people (usually elderly) take up both lanes of a highway and drive a the speed limit or sometimes slower, causing everyone else to be pissed off.

These old geezer are having a poke off. Hit the gas jerkoffs!

by Nicholas Hudson July 11, 2009

polar poke

While fucking your bitch, slip an ice cube up her ass. Or if your fucking her ass, shove it in her pussy.

5 days ago, David polar poked your sister. She's still shivering.

by Daniel Howard June 21, 2008

poke

a Facebook thing

Hannah 'poked' Tom on facebook

by missytk July 23, 2010