business before pleasure

There's a time for being serious and a time for being fun.

While wanting to go to a party but still having homework, Chloe's parents said "business before pleasure."

by Business is pleasure December 9, 2015

Carousel of Self Pleasure

Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.

-Sorry I'm late, Mr.Smith, I had to clean up after doing the Carousel of Self Pleasure.

by Erick Pineapple August 30, 2017

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

her majesty's pleasure

Prison. Derives from "HMP" or "Her Majesty's Prison", a prefix applied to all prisons in the UK.

"Tommy just spent 6 weeks on holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure"

by nnnnnnnooopppeee February 26, 2014

Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's.
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

man pleaser

your dirty cock sucking mouth

Shut your man pleaser Lindsey

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 31, 2004

Wife pleaser

A “wife pleaser” is a sleeveless undershirt. It is commonly used as an alternative to the term “wife beater”

Ryan: I feel like a tank, my pump is really showing in this wife pleaser
Joe: Yeah man you look sick!

by Brandsyhsgs March 27, 2022