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Funky pigeon

When a pigeon bobs his head the woman does the same on mans penis funky pigeon
by Funkypigeon69 June 5, 2020
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Pigeon Toss

It is simply a 'hands cupped, ball clap' Done from the the rear, between the legs (of the male victim/friend)while standing. Meant as a funny gesture to shock the person when they least expect it.
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This surprise, obnoxious, inappropriate act is meant to be done to a male wherein the person (coming from behind) walks up to the 'male victim' crouches down with arms forward elbows closely aligned, with the hands face up cupped together (similar to how we do when washing our face bent over a sink) and in fast motion reach in from underneath the victim, with hands low between the victims legs, hands cupped, stands up while swinging up,and 'cup slaps' the balls of the victim, then retreats laughing..wake up buddy! You just got pigeon tossed!
Someone should pigeon toss him, it'll wake him up.
by TheCuriousMonkey May 26, 2024
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Pigeon

A majestic beast that fluffs when wet
Derrick do you see that fluffy thing?
OH SHIT ITS A WET PIGEON!!!
by Wetpigeongod February 14, 2023
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Pigeon

When you accidentally poke you finger up a man’s bum hole while shouting ‘PIGEON’!
Guys, I can’t remember how it happened but he was walking around naked and I pigeoned him
by Mother Flocker June 2, 2022
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Pigeons

Pigeons don't really exist. They are small robots made by the government to watch our every move, but are created to seem dumb enough so we don't care.
Pigeons.
They are always watching.
"Something is wrong with those pigeons man."
by A bag of flour October 23, 2018
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Shit Pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.
You shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!
by RickyPacific February 18, 2023
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Flock of Pigeons

A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.

When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.

For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.

All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
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