Pester

27 double Jack coke's

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

peskitarian

What vegetarians / veggies eat, as most people know, can easily be explained - they will not anything which was once part of a sentient being with a face, pretty simple. However there are those who call themselves vegetarians but still devour atleast one species usually the poor fish, occassionally the innocent little chicken - hence they have become know peskitarians.

Veggie - I gonna av a chessun pickle sarnie now, what are you avin?
Vegan - I'm doin myself a jacket spud with beans.
Peskitarian - I thought I could go and get fish & chips.
Veggie & Vegan - WHAT!!!
Veggie - Vegetarians don't eat murder victims, remember that song Meat Is Murder.

by Pigsty March 18, 2007

pescatarian

Pescatarians eat fish and shellfish but not other types of meat. They mistakenly believe that somehow fish are not mistreated like other animals killed for human consumption, and that they are also not given the hormones that land animals and poultry are given. They are almost always uppity about the difference between vegetarianism and pescatarianism, despite pescatarianism just being a stupid excuse to eat lobster as a vegetarian. Living a pescatarian lifestyle does not make you any healthier than a normal diet, nor does vegetarianism, unless you are truly eating healthy foods and not junk like chips, and yet pescatarians are frequently very proud of their "healthy" diet and like to tell you all about why theyre so much better than you.

"I'm a pescatarian, its NOT the same as a vegetarian. I'm kind of a big deal."

by cuntface_bitch November 7, 2014

Pescatarian

Hemp shoe wearing, hairy (including the women) unwashed gobshite that's bangs on about how cruel eating meat is but will still eat fish ! have you ever looked a fish in the eye ? it's a creature too fuck wit !

I used to be a veggie but I've become a pescatarian since my nails started cracking, my skin turned grey & boyfriend wouldn't muff me coz I fart all day !

by Bigbaddean June 1, 2007

Pionel Pessi

A name created by insecure madrid fans to discredit the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi. Pay no attention to these fans they are salty that Messi owns that tinpot club

Friend 1- "Haha pionel pessi ghosted"
Friend 2- "The sad outcome of being fatherless"

by Sea050789 May 28, 2021

pesu

A term used to describe someone who has made an error. either in their actions or in their cognitive process

You stupid pesu. Go stand in the corner.

by KasHCubeD [Or KasH] June 9, 2005

Pesni

A Penis in exponential proportions. Few exist today.

Caleb's Pesni could feed a third world country for 4 years.

by K-lebb September 24, 2005