pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013

horny pee

horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee

“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”

by niggerballs December 3, 2019

pee quake

The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.

By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.

by AuraGun July 24, 2016

zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

Spin and Pee

A game/action you do at parties to show that you are drunk, but not too drunk, to the point where you can pull your dick out and spin in a circle while peeing and not piss on yourself our anyone around you. (Invented in Granger, Indiana)

Mark was having a blast last night, played Spin and Pee like 7 times.

by delonge October 22, 2017

Pee Denial

in which involves two parties performing sexual activities and one party does not allow the other to pee

Hey babe, wanna experience the with some pee denial??;))

by Germ Representative June 17, 2020

frog pee

When your N. U. T. IS yellow but not pee it’s basically dead sperm Ni🅱️🅱️a

Oh heck I have frog pee still mom

by Pp op December 26, 2017