fake ass panties

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.

Oh, with her fake ass panties on, jenny actually has an ass... haha jenny can't wait to go twerking

by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

Pennsylvania Panty Pisser

When a female assumes the position of riding a cack and, prior to insertion, begins to urinate. At this point the penis is inserted in hopes of the urine splashing into the face of the male.

Donald was excited when Porsche mentioned the possibility of performing a Pennsylvania Panty Pisser.

by 6Roger Rabbit8 October 18, 2009

Barf in my panties

A phrase used to describe how you feel towards something that is gross, repulsive, appalling, unsightly, unfathomable, or revolting.

BIMP used for short.

Did you hear that Jessie hooked up with Declan? He reeks! Ewww! Barf in my panties!

by richieselznick June 7, 2018

Music Festival Panties

Panties that have been worn continuously for three days or more.

"My music festival panties stink like three-day-old beef strips."

by dikdik-from-IRC December 30, 2011

Cum-stained Panties

Need I say any fuckin' more?

After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!

by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004

pink panty dropper

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, beer, and pink lemonade--hence the pink and its ability to well...you know...

yo dude i gave that girl 2 pink panty droppers and there! i was as good as in

by Shlomo Liebowitz December 15, 2006

cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.

Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009