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Punched muffin

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019
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Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
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Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.
Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013
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itchy punch

When your homie hits you and it doesn’t hurt, just itches.
We got drunk the other night and Lucy gave me that itchy punch right on the arm.
by RagingReptar December 6, 2020
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Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.
Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.
by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008
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punch bug

by sully508 December 29, 2014
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punching 10k

Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.
Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.
by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016
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