jalapeno popper

1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.

1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.

by Cunt Lips October 23, 2004

Popper

An individual who has uncontrollable orgasms.

Mitch: Dennis, check out that chick!
Dennis: Where? Over there? Aw shit!
Mitch: Dennis has done it again! Popper!

by Guy Smiley November 12, 2003

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

booty popper

A BOOTY POPPER is someone who can pop that booty like no other!! They got a big ole Nicki Minaj lookin booty and they will pop dat thing right up in yo grill! Mhmm.

Yo, Nicki is the biggest booty popper I have ever met!

by kml121 November 20, 2014

proper like

with style

My watermelon's be proper like

by darktooth211 February 11, 2003

plopper

1. A toilet
2. A window
3. Windows ME

1. I need to go take a plop in the plopper.
2. "You mean you crap out of the window?"
3. ARGH! FUCK THIS OS! ITS A FUCKING PLOPPER!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

Jalapeno Popper

Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.

"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"

by hirec January 18, 2006