broken sewage pipe

A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter

I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling

by funkypants February 8, 2015

Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.

person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

by obama boomer June 1, 2020

Persian Pipeline

Any man of perisan decent who has a very large penis which can impact maximal damage and ultimately end up drilling for oil out of the end of the pipeline.

"Bitch i'm gonna lay the persian pipeline on your ass and cause oil prices to go down !!"

by Big "D" June 14, 2008

pikesville

The center of all things Jewish, Pikesville was hebrew mecca in the 1970's. Here's a list of some of the greatest places on earth located in Pikesville that are now gone forever. Mike's Pizza- with the walls painted by cartoonist Rob Longfoot, Pikesville High Zap Comic book outcast. Vince's Pizzeria- supposedly had a whorehouse upstairs, but the best pizza and veal parm sub you ever had. The Beef Inn- co owned by one of the craziest drivers in Pikesville history, the steak sub and the fried chicken where the best things you ever put in your mouth. Dairy Cottage- located down Smith Avenue, was a soda/candy/pinball hangout for the 'drapes', Pikesville greasers, in the 50's and 60's. Rogers Tap Room (now Jillys') - a good place to get beer if you were under 18. Lots of fat old drunk women listening to merle on the jukebox at night. Reamers- the coolest clothing store for guys where you could get puffy sleeved see through shirts AND medallions. Manny's Deli- it was never that good. Fields Lunch Counter-- still there, thank god! Gordons- bad crabs, dead bar--better than cow tipping though. Sam the haircutting man in the back of the Pikesville Shopping Center. For a few weeks, a swingers club and bar in that shopping center that featured a Pikesville High art teacher who appeared in her band as Magnolia Thunderpussy. Finally, Wagner's Pharmacy--smelled like dead rats, home of great coddies, and would deliver liquor,douche, and medication to your house in the same package--it was a pleasure to make the drop offs to many of Pikesvilles 'call girls' shacked up in area apartments--what a world! Around the back was a little market that made the best roast beef sandwich you ever had. With hot gentile girls just over the traintracks, Pikesville was nirvana for 70's teens

You're from Pikesville? How is it we kick your ass in football and you still get all our women?

by wellwood1 October 30, 2006

dirt pipe

dirt pipe is a way to slang worg for ass hole.

Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."

by Little Jonny May 4, 2006

butt pipe

Term used to refer to someone who has just done something stupid.

Jamie: "Ah no, I just sharted in my pants."
Ben: "Nice job Butt Pipe!"
OR
Jamie: "I just missed the exit, and it's 50 miles to the next turnaround."
Ben: "You Butt Pipe!"

by Joe Bough September 27, 2006

stove pipe

a shooting term used when on a (gun) line or firing range; a round that does not extract all the way out of a "semi-automatic pistol or rifle" after fired; the round will be pointing toward the sky thus with a tad of smoke coming out; to look like a stove pipe;malfunction with a pistol or magazine

"Shit, my Beretta stove piped again."

by Gabe July 5, 2003