Pet T-Rex

A slang term for the male penis

Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex

Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size

by xGreen January 14, 2020

petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

ex-pet

A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.

"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"

by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017

Pet Simulator 99

A game from Roblox, where you just hatch pets and get rarest one's, you can also buy stuff like potions, pets and such more. It is commonly played by kids.

"New Pet Simulator series just dropped, and it's called Pet Simulator 99."

by officalh4mm3r December 8, 2024

Team pet

The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.

"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"

"Oh, he's the team pet"

by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023

cum pets

Children.

These kids are cum pets!

by Ice Hooker July 30, 2022

Teachers pet

year 9 kid called patrik kandrac who is favourited by teachers

Teachers pet patrik: Miss peter is hitting matthew

by darylb07 July 30, 2021