Throw the shortest person you know

A day when you can throw the shortest person you know on the 2nd of November

Dwayne Johnson : do you know what today is
Kevin hart:no
Dwayne Johnson : throw the shortest person you know day
Kevin hart: Oh no

by I’mthattwin October 28, 2020

international hit a tall person day

On the 30th of november, you can officially hit a tall person.

What date is it?
It’s international hit a tall person day
Oh no...

by L3ttuceee October 10, 2020

my amazing person

chef miry is amazing

chef miry is my amazing person she's one of a kind just so you know I love her she's really cool.

by me is cool January 7, 2021

Straightest gay person

When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

The cutest person to ever exist

The cutest person to ever exist is HOSHI FROM SEVENTEEN

He’s the cutest person to ever exist

by Nariloveshoshi September 28, 2021

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021

normal milk person

They are the impossible standard to which something or someone is compared. Alternatively used instead of perfect.

“I’m not a normal milk person” or “that dress is a normal milk person”

by itsavibeytime February 3, 2022