P Train

Named after the New York City Subway lines, the P train is a mythical train whose riders demonstrate behavior which labels them a pussy. Most frequently used to describe a person who leaves the bar first or without sufficient reason when out with friends or colleagues. Also applicable to someone who exclusively drinks lite beer. Unlike the non fictional Subway lines, whose letter or number designations do not stand for anything, the P in 'P Train' stands for pussy.

Anthony: How many Amstel Lites have you had tonight?
Andy: One and a half, I'm wasted. I need to leave now.
Will: Its only 7:30, Andy's definitely riding the P Train tonight.

by Willy Z September 1, 2006

U P

Urethral Prolapse

Hey bro you coming to the U P meeting later?
Yeah I hear it's the new cbt.

by DabutII October 9, 2019

P.I.T.A.

Pain.In.The.Ass.

-When are you going to take out the trash?
-Don't be such a P.I.T.A.

by Pseyou January 29, 2009

\]'/=[;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|

When somebody is so bored they type every key to the left up to down, then holding shift and to the right.

Boss: Are you so bored you're pressing plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq again?
Dave: No, it's worse
Boss: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? is that it?
Dave: No, \'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}| is what I'm typing.
Boss: Wow, you're really bored.
Dave: I'm always bored.
Boss: Why don't you get another job?
Dave: I got all F's.
Boss: Oh, that makes sense.

by plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq December 18, 2018

P and Q

Peace 'n' Quiet.

Imma go back for some R and R and some P and Q.
P --> Q.

by G..... December 24, 2009

p.l.k

Punch Line King

Lloyd banks " You know who it is. P.l.k all day"

by kidt896ikg September 28, 2008

;p;

A mispelled word that was supposed to be "lol"

Person 1: Hey dude I got a funny joke.

Person 2: Okay, let me hear it.

-Person 1 tells the joke-

Person 2: ;p;!

Person 1: Ehh, what?

Person 2: Sorry meant lol.

by NWA121 January 9, 2010