1 definition by plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq
When somebody is so bored they type every key to the left up to down, then holding shift and to the right.
Boss: Are you so bored you're pressing plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq again?
Dave: No, it's worse
Boss: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? is that it?
Dave: No, \'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}| is what I'm typing.
Boss: Wow, you're really bored.
Dave: I'm always bored.
Boss: Why don't you get another job?
Dave: I got all F's.
Boss: Oh, that makes sense.
Dave: No, it's worse
Boss: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? is that it?
Dave: No, \'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}| is what I'm typing.
Boss: Wow, you're really bored.
Dave: I'm always bored.
Boss: Why don't you get another job?
Dave: I got all F's.
Boss: Oh, that makes sense.
by plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq December 18, 2018