when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.
by cJBL2 November 30, 2010
Get the cold morningmug. The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014
Get the Cold Turkeymug. Practically just vapor/ condensation but, cold steam is the term that “intellectuals” use. Is meant to be a joking way of saying something.
by _oof December 7, 2018
Get the cold steammug. when you are extremely cold while laying in bed, and are too lazy to get up and get another blanket, you fold your blanket in half on top of yourself in an effort to produce more warmth.
Dude, these negative temperature weathers at night are awful! I have to do the cold-fold almost every night.
by J-Fisher September 9, 2011
Get the cold-foldmug. by Bucket o' Noodles January 20, 2011
Get the Cold-bobmug. The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
by (^’.’)> hello! February 23, 2018
Get the Cold Soremug. A very naked icy challenge that involves a car full of people taking place in the below zero or below freezing winter months. Basically every window in the car is rolled down and the AC set as low (cold) as it can go and is cranked TO THE MAX! Following this everyone in the car will remove all of their clothing and bask in the frigid goodness whilst speeding down the road. The last man or woman in the car left completely naked is the winner and is then deemed the "Cold Badass".
- "Yo did you hear about the guys taking the cold challenge last night?"
- "Yeah I saw their asses rollin downtown in the 5 degree weather in that heap of a car completely naked wearin sunglasses"
- "What Cold Badasses"
- "Yeah I saw their asses rollin downtown in the 5 degree weather in that heap of a car completely naked wearin sunglasses"
- "What Cold Badasses"
by DO'C the IRISH_ANIMAL March 7, 2011
Get the The Cold Challengemug.