by Dan "The Gland Man" Marino May 21, 2010
Phrase usually uttered by male humans in exasperation on finding oneself in any social gathering - having previously assumed said social gathering to be an ideal opportunity to attain a suitable mating partner of the opposite sex - where the possibility of heterosexual pairing is considerably lower than expected.
"I have failed in my genetic imperative to mate with a member of the opposite sex because the social gathering I attended was a sausage factory."
by The Real Macky March 01, 2007
by Paddythebeast69 June 03, 2019
Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.
Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.
Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.
by Russ Bone May 02, 2008
"So this guy thinks he is getting a back-alley blow job from a chick. Then he goes to stick his finger in the pie and comes up with a handful of grapes and sausage!"
by Branden Hassett October 30, 2006
A popular pastry dish. It is a sausage wrapped in pastry. Comparable to the larger, vegatable and beef filled cornish pasty
by We-kill-suckers July 31, 2006
The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010