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Noah Brandwein

A man who struggles to speak English and loves saying UNREAL.
Person 1: Yo Noah Brandwein what’s up?
Noah Brandweinn: UNREAL UNREAL UNREAL UNREAL UNUNUNUNUNREAL
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Noah Beck

has a long neck and is dating tiktok star Dixie D'Amelio!

His real name is boah neck
OMG! Noah Beck's real name is Boah Neck!
by OMG! FOR REAL February 3, 2021
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Noah Evans

Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!
"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom
by MAx Hudson123456 January 14, 2022
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Noah Migneron

He is so cool that I died when I seen him (he brought me back to life) he's better than raden
"I wanna be like Noah Migneron"

"Me too, raden is stupid tho not a chad or alpha male"
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noah chipman

The gayest, and most annoying Jehovahs Witness you will ever see, and owns very few shirts and has a missing chromosome.
Yo this dumbass reminds of a Noah Chipman.
by iSuggestBaconBits May 29, 2018
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noah’s coleslaw

when a girl starts eating her mans ass and finds a little bit of left over cream from when her mans was getting a little freaky with his best friend the night before and the cream was sorta marinating in there for roughly 6 hours and it got a little chunky and she continues to eat it.

comes in different flavors.
Naomi: hey bitch, did you eat some ass last night
Jessica: tried :/ ended up just getting some of noah’s coleslaw. kept eating though!
by devils whorehouse April 26, 2019
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Noah Odor

a person who smells like ball sacks and smells so bad (named noah) and poops in his pants
noah odor AHAH U SUCk NOAH
by b0bby b0b October 19, 2020
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