The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.
(While watching TV)
other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.
other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.
other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
by Gee Steve April 25, 2019
Get the Video Pastiemug. by ccccool May 4, 2022
Get the Video gamemug. when a person describes a (normal) video as being a "baby sensory video", what they mean is that the visuals of said video being described are hypnotising, addicting, and enough to put them into a trance-like state.
it's a video you can't lay your eyes off of — a video you can't stop watching. maybe it's because the animation is so smooth, or the colours are bright and eye-catching.
it's a video you can't lay your eyes off of — a video you can't stop watching. maybe it's because the animation is so smooth, or the colours are bright and eye-catching.
"bro, the video of pure-pure miku dancing to rabbit hole is like a baby sensory video to me."
"these sorting algorithm videos are like baby sensory videos."
«it's like a baby sensory video»
"these sorting algorithm videos are like baby sensory videos."
«it's like a baby sensory video»
by kr4 March 23, 2024
Get the it's like a baby sensory videomug. Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
Get the Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Roblesmug. The music video you see in your mind when you're listening to a song without visuals, such as on Spotify. This often differs from the actual recorded video (if the song has an official one to begin with,) as it can be far more vague, and contain people close to you.
A: Why are you clasping your hands like that?
B: Sorry, that's just how I see it in my Official Mental Video for this.
B: Sorry, that's just how I see it in my Official Mental Video for this.
by Pnod Pnoderson August 7, 2022
Get the Official Mental Videomug. No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.
Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
Get the Your video will resume in _ secondsmug. Reverse Video Transcriptase is the technology through which glow niggers from MOSSAD, MI6, CIA, NSA, FBI, etc manage to secretly record oneself through their video camera of their own devices.
Brad, there's a video of you online fapping to some Taylor Swift song. Why did you upload it?
Damn, those glow niggers from JIDF must have hacked me and spied on me through Reverse Video Transcriptase. Next time I'll put a sticker on my cam and be on my merry fap.
Damn, those glow niggers from JIDF must have hacked me and spied on me through Reverse Video Transcriptase. Next time I'll put a sticker on my cam and be on my merry fap.
by xythras September 25, 2024
Get the reverse video transcriptasemug.