Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

by melychanely November 26, 2020

Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012

save on foods

A supermarket that sells "fresh" food with "unbeatable" prices.

Hey Jimmy imma waste ma 30$ for sum cabbage at Save On Foods

by FortniteSuxDick October 2, 2018

food loner

The person sitting in the corner eating their food all by their self. The loner of the loners.

-you see Charlotte, sitting there in the corner?
-yeah, the one eating the sandwich by herself.
- that's the food loner.

by pootang r us May 1, 2011

purse food

Food stored in a carrying satchel, such as a puse, carrying bag or luggage, eaten at later time.

I found this purse food, think it's from taco bell last Friday.

by food, fas food, old, gross March 12, 2011

fat food

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.

Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?

by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011

food ponce

An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.

Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.

Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"

Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?

Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."

Adam: "You fucking food ponce."

by Brundig December 5, 2013