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milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk
in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"
by curtis450 December 22, 2017
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milk pool

The ejaculation of one into his or someone else's bellybutton thus making a milk pool
Bro i totally milk pooled her last night.
by Milk Pool December 30, 2017
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mild milk

A crazy drug that is around 20% human cum, 30% muscle milk , 10% Xanax, 10% acid and 30% cocoa bean.
Bro I’m trippin of this mild milk!
by Mmccoonneell January 6, 2020
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Dried Milk

Cumming into a milk jug and letting it sit out
Kyle: Who drank all my mother fucking dried milk
by Milk 38 February 4, 2020
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Homiesexual Milk

A guy who thinks he's ugly but constantly gets called cute by his homies. His dick is average but that's to compensate for his huge heart. He really do just be vibin. Never caught simping. He might do it ironically in chat but never in dms. He doesn't like girls but constantly gets sent nudes which he usually gives a low rating cuz he doesn't like ass or titties. He like eyes and thighs. Sexuality: unknown by even himself. Overall 7.5/10
Homiesexual Milk really do be vibin 😳
by The cock slobber February 25, 2020
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Milk bagging

Breast feeding in public with no regard
(often involves full reveal of the nipple, and/or a visible leakage of milk)
Omg, I cant believe, that lady milk bagging in the Gap store
by Castle42 June 13, 2020
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milk monke

A monkey generally thought to hide in milk or dissolves in milk
by dreamsickle June 29, 2020
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