Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.

Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!

by LukeSmashing January 04, 2017

Scrote Milk

Where cow milk comes from a cow, seal milk from a seal, and goat milk from a goat, the origin of scrote milk is from deep within the cores of a man's ballsack. Also known as semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, nutter butter, etc. albeit with less of a nutritional nuance.

You look a little protein deficient. How about a nice, tall glass of scrote milk?

by Al Jizzeera September 10, 2014

Milk rocket

Slang for shooting a load
When you bust a nut the cum looks like a milky rocket taking off

Last night K Dawg was getting a hand job from Riley and he shot his milk rocket all over her dress.

by Filthyfitz June 11, 2018

Manly Milk

It's penis Juice

Yay manly milk

by whiichleft August 03, 2018

Cambodian Milk

Sweet high quality breast milk.

Bro have you tried Kelly's Cambodian Milk.

by MythicGihzzz July 19, 2015

milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

by curtis450 December 22, 2017

Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose

Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look

by Big Moist Daddy July 17, 2018