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spam shooter

A party drink originating from central Augusta which takes the party to the next level by combining your favorite alcohol with a can of spam. The instructions are to (1) pour your favorite alcohol in a shot glass, (2) take a bite of spam and take a couple of chews of the salty cured meat without swallowing, (3) take the shot and swallow the chewed up spam with the alcohol and (4) high five your friend.
We were at the party and the spam shooters were on point
by DeSkreet May 13, 2021
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Spam

A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.

Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.

It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
The homeless dude: “Please help me
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023
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Keyboard Spam

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on a keyboard (whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise) in an attempt to express themselves. Keyboard spams can be accompanied by coherent words, or left alone.

Someone could keyboard spam for a number of reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam the most when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "aldhakegievs." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.

Keyboard spams are mostly seen in online conversations.
Person 1: "Thanks darling. Anytime. :)"
Person 2: "ksvekwhekhsjz WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME"
Person 1: "I called you darling. No need to keyboard spam."

Person 1: "I'm bored."
Person 2: "ofjdkshdk"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)

Ruin your friends day and send them Chapter 20 of Given for all of my anime fans out there and we all must know how horrible that chapter was but Akihiko did nothing :D
Enjoy destroying your friends with Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)
by KattySopia October 31, 2020
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SPAM

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And I feel like spamming you Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to spam ya Ooh love to spam ya Ooh spam I love it so Ooh spam you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam I wont let you go
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And as silly as it may seem The spamin' that you re giving Is what keeps me livin' And your spam is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar Kind-a like spices Kind-a like, like what you do Kind-a sounds funny But your spam honey And honey, I spam you

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy That your spam can satisfy Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

I love to spam ya I love to spam ya Ooh spam, I love it so Ooh spam, you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam, I wont let you go

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020
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Tag/ Spam Post

When a friend on facebook wants to talk to you Via Status by tagging you in a status, a variant of wall-posting, most people find this kind to be very annoying and almost immediately untag themselves. Normally the post will be in what kids call "text talk" meaning it may go like this "AYYYY @JOHN WALL B SP3N1N THE N1GHT NIQQA!" It may even get worse, because we all know the black population forgot how to type English.
@Genericname, y dont u spend tha nite 2day? as' ur rents if can

*untags*, chats friend *no, I don't want to, because I have something to do in the morning, if you need to talk to me, chat me."

lol ok durr mang

this is a Tag/ Spam post
by sickoftexttalk June 8, 2011
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Kitchen Spam

To spam a Trump supporter, specifically a female Trump supporter with the words

"Go Back to The Kitchen." On every post they make on every platform they are active on, officially recognized by Youtube as a form of Trolling.

Rickroll link is optional, but increases strength of spam.
Female Trump Supporter: *states their opinion*

Centrist Trolls: Go back to the kitchen or else: (insert rickroll link)

Female Trump Supporter: Haha very funny liberal snowflake!

Centrist Troll: No, it's just Kitchen Spam
by QueerLawyer March 8, 2021
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