Hobo Runway

The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.

Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?

(car pulls up to John)

John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.

by hoboh8r December 29, 2010

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011

Wrong kind of Hobo

means that the person is not to be trusted and a bad character. He could be aggressive or just simply not a nice guy.

-"Alex gave 3 kids a black eye last week... This guy is mean!"
-"I'm telling you, he's the wrong kind of hobo."

by s.skaterxds April 18, 2011

Hobo lollipop

A cigarette butt with a delicious used gum top.

Tyrone Biggums treasured the hobo lollipop he made from ashtray findings.

by SueDonim77 December 12, 2010

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 31, 2011

Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

Hobo-esque

Hobo-esque -- to act like a hobo.
To have all the qualities of a hobo.

That man was so hobo-esque.

by Scenox June 28, 2008