Buffalo Ninja

When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.

Hey Bro, so I totally Buffalo Ninja'd Sarah last night.

by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012

food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.

Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!

by Uncle Henery February 7, 2013

Flute Ninja

A really awesome flute player.

Wow! You are such a flute ninja!

by kitty1432 February 13, 2013

Nipple ninja

A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict

That guy is a fucking Nipple ninja

by Nothunterself December 16, 2013

spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014

broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.

My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.

by broom ninja January 2, 2016

mutant ninja turtles

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

by Dognapp May 15, 2016