muffin bush

Abbreviation phrase for: "motherfucking bullshit"

Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.

by TomBeer April 9, 2007

Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.

Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.

by Stormguts BrightBlade April 28, 2006

sunshine muffin

The first thing in the morning is you get your pussy licked.

Hey, Teresa, my boyfriend gave me the best pussy licking first thing in the morning...Ohhh, Karen, I love a good sunshine muffin at the crack of dawn.

by The Tuffin Muffin April 7, 2017

muffin chest

When a girl, and occasionally a guy, is wearing a top that makes their breasts pop out the top as a muffin pops out of the top of a pan.

Dang... that guy's got a muffin chest that is larger than your girlfriend's!

by babMuatangGT March 23, 2009

Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

chuck-muffin

A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.

Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.

by Nick Hibbeler April 9, 2008

scrub muffin

Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.

"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."

by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard August 18, 2013