Muff Spanker

(v.)

To aggressively slap a bitch's pussy when they are acting out of line.

A way to stop the bitch from complaining about bad sex.

Yeah bro, once I found out that Jeff Weaver had a mom, I gave that bitch a big muff spanking.

by Ryan Fuckass Fairy! April 16, 2005

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muff muffin

A term derived from the latin word, "muffcake", but translated to english.
Short for your-stupid-and-you-think-you-know
-everything-but-
you-just-suck-at-life-and-need-to-die.

Can also be used in place of eff.(see examples)

"Andrew is the biggest muff muffin of life...fosh!"
or
"What the muff muffin are you doing?"

by ASHLE HARPER December 02, 2006

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anal muff

A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.

Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"
Scott: "You scare me dude!"

by psiscott April 09, 2006

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