Mickey Mouse Qual

To get a lucky qualification for something.

"John got such a mickey mouse qual for the wrestling state finals, he's so lucky."

by Billie The Bob May 22, 2022

Mickey Mouse Money

Name for those totally worthless money or currency.
Came from Mickey Mouse Era, when Japan made Filipino money so worthless, you can buy a cup with a basket full of it.

Now, Zimbabwe has the most worthless money in there, with hundreds of trillions of Zimbabwe money can buy only a kilo of rice and a loaf of bread.

I have more Mickey Mouse Money, where should i change this cash?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Minnie Mouse Porn

You look this up when your so down bad that you ejaculate every time someone says "Hello".

You're FBI Agent: Why is this nigga searching up Minnie Mouse Porn? Fucking weird ass Zoophile.

by borenian February 26, 2022

Sideways Mickey Mouse

Getting an HJ on the space mountain roller coaster

Ryan got a sideways Mickey Mouse yesterday

by laz3r b3am June 19, 2013

All Cat No Mouse

When you’re bored or having nothing to chase / do.

“I’ve got nothing to do. All cat no mouse.”

by cal w February 6, 2021

Mickey mouse moment

A word used to define moments of pure confusion and ignorance

"Hey Jack, Peter's mother died of cancer!"

"That's a mickey mouse moment right there!"

by Mirko Ilari Simolin November 28, 2022

Mickey Mouse Park

A baseball ballparks where it is easier than usual to be able to hit a home run due to things such as walls being closer than most other parks.

Man Yankees Stadium is such a Mickey Mouse Park, players are always hitting home runs at the short porch.

by Anthboi1406 April 25, 2023