moderninized

It is when you have a more modern word for “modernis(z)e”. Hence the word moderninize.

Also if you are stupid and don’t know the pronunciation of “modernized” you accidentally say this while having a smart conversation with someone even smarter. Like when looking at a painting in a museum.

This is like a cottage, but like, moderninized.

by MonaderninizedAVOCADOwithAIDS July 31, 2018

Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018

Modern Sweet

A genre for stories and movies that are are in the vein of hallmark while showcasing non-traditional lifestyles.

A modern sweet story that disregards the traditional lifestyles for more modern interpretations of love, family and home in non-traditional lifestyles.

by Kews1 November 15, 2018

moderate

1. A name that a closet liberal calls themselves.

2. A name that a closet conservative calls themselves.

Example:

Person one: I am tired of liberals complaining about social 'issues' when they never had it so good in the history of mankind.

Person two: (completely understanding what person one said) What are you talking about?

Person one: You sound like one of them

Person two: No, I'm actually a Moderate. I just like to look at things from both sides. (boi)

by your real name. December 23, 2018

Moderno

A blowjob. Plane and simple.

Let's go in the bathroom and you give me a moderno.

by Kirk2814 March 16, 2019

madere

Music...Yea I got nothing.

Madere: No

by YaBoiii96 January 12, 2019

Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou

Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's

by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019