minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 18, 2010

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

by Ratskrad January 20, 2011

mingleberries

Unwanted people who cling on to you at parties or networking events, refusing to take hints that you want to talk to someone else (or be alone).

Sorry -- I saw you come into the bar over twenty minutes ago, but I couldn't get over to say hi until I had shaken off a couple mingleberries.

by SpartanCity April 8, 2011

minge winge

That special time of the month where a woman bleeds for 5 days and gets a bit crazy

Kenny: What's up with Aimee?

Paul: She's having a minge winge

by stubblehead February 19, 2012

mingeries

Lady part injuries caused by a female borrowing (or stealing) and then falling off a men's bike that's too large.

James: "Why don't you borrow Duggers bike for a joyride?"

Clare: "I want to avoid any nasty mingeries"

by St.John Smythe September 2, 2013

Mingeaninja

A Mingeaninja is when a ninja mingers a minge

The Ninja became a Mingeaninja when he minged the minge

by Ninja sexyness so much sex November 2, 2013

minge crate

annoying laptop

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect

by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013