Midnight Heed

Australian Labor or Cross-bench politician who likes to hang out at a seedy motel and ply their craft at Midnight to journalists for a mention of their name on their blog or newspaper column.
"He, like the girls, seems to be reading this blog and paying midnight heed."
by Australian Liberal Party December 01, 2012
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Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
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Midnight Letter

The homosexual act of a guy licking another guy's ass
George: "I sent that guy a midnight letter last night"

Ben: ewwwwww
by Lenny Couchman May 03, 2007
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spraying midnight juice

When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.
You were really spraying midnight juice last night eh?
by BigPapi420 June 26, 2015
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midnight dicking

A term used when you've been woken in the night for a good dicking before falling back to sleep.
my wife woke me as she wanted to have a good midnight dicking
by conrad99 April 04, 2021
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Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.
Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.
by Sexydimma May 15, 2021
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Midnight Dreary

I came upon a Midnight Dreary.
by LadyStix September 08, 2021
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