public messaging

The total OPPOSITE of private messaging, usually reserved for those of us who cannot or will not use email, messages on social networking sites, or instant (and PRIVATE) messaging programs.

1) I wanted to speak with Kyrie so bad, but didn't know what to say in an email, so I public messaged her on MySpace.

2) I couldn't believe that jackass just public messaged me about the lame ass party he's having. I wish there was a way to block people from writing on my facebook wall...

3) If it wasn't for public messaging, I wouldn't be able to post those cute kittie pictures with the bad grammar anywhere!

by hellofahat January 13, 2009

one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005

mess around

A dance routine which is spontaneous, crazy and original each time it is performed. Refers to the classic Ray Charles song.

Miller, do the mess around!

by thenotorioustru90 March 8, 2011

mess

When someone is really funny

If you say something funny someone else may say, "You a mess".

by Ms. Drisco August 22, 2008

messed

A scenario or sitation, your own or otherwise which is undesirable or unexpected.

Man, you having to work the long weekend, thats MESSED.

by Jephrey May 31, 2006

Bam margera message board

International whorehouse.

"Dude, I went to the Bam margera message board for three days and RxCate gave me head!"

by Advil April 3, 2004

fat mess

generally used in reference to fat ugly unkempt women

look at that munter, shes a fat mess

by farm September 1, 2006