matt green

A pussy.

Matt Green is a pussy.

by Oh daddy a triple April 4, 2017

Matt Walsh

An angry twitter guy who masturbates to pictures of himself.

Did you hear about Matt Walsh?

No, who's that?

by The Leather Daddy 69 September 28, 2020

Matt Breunig

A sexy man who goes by antheridium. he is the keyboard tech for the band The Killers. He is awsome.

"That man is soooo cute!" "Oh i know! Hes Matt Breunig! What do you expect?!"

by breunig February 27, 2010

Matt McCoy

Your basic skinny african jew. Tall as the motheroak tree itself. Only associates with females under the age of 14.. preferably fat freshman. Still whippin Mommys honda CRV. Was a homosexual trackstar. Failed his senior year at Archbishop Curley forcing him to go the ghetto school with lots of charcole black girls. You may find him at the Avenue in Whitemarsh spending time with his Mongoloid of a girlfriend Abby who is a Mercy slut.

Matt McCoy your one iggnorant motherfucker.

by Catholichighgurlz October 2, 2011

Matt Longstaff

Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners

Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!

by Ssoulle July 18, 2009

Matt Damon

kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.

teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"

by rdaugh December 30, 2007

matt jones

Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.

me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better

Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick

by MattJonesFan July 13, 2006