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murder hobo

A Dungeons & Dragons player character who is known for killing first and asking questions later.
Person A: How is your party going?
Person B: Not very well, I tried to get them to save a group of orphans but they are all murder hobos.
by Maddaloon February 8, 2024
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MURDEr meat march

The month of reckoning where any man where murder his meat
Bruh I'm really bouta murder Meat march
by Juicynwordjuicethe3rd. December 29, 2019
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murder nonce

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
by ~hlumi January 22, 2018
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Murder

Look at that miserable Murder over there hating on men but shopping for men shaped tools
by The_Piechamp December 26, 2024
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Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.
Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."
by Marcy Regina Wu April 19, 2023
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Murder

Something used in many many sentences...
"i want to murder someone"

"i murdered that pussy."\
by p[qwefkqofewqp October 31, 2019
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Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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