Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

muffin chest

When a girl, and occasionally a guy, is wearing a top that makes their breasts pop out the top as a muffin pops out of the top of a pan.

Dang... that guy's got a muffin chest that is larger than your girlfriend's!

by babMuatangGT March 23, 2009

sunshine muffin

The first thing in the morning is you get your pussy licked.

Hey, Teresa, my boyfriend gave me the best pussy licking first thing in the morning...Ohhh, Karen, I love a good sunshine muffin at the crack of dawn.

by The Tuffin Muffin April 7, 2017

Killer Muffins

Killer muffins are those muffins you put in your mouth but go to far to soon and they make you choke.

Bella had some killer muffins and didnt relise then gave one to daniel :( poor daniel but he is alive just he almost wasn't

by Ranga Tank August 25, 2011

chuck-muffin

A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.

Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.

by Nick Hibbeler April 9, 2008

scrub muffin

Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.

"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."

by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard August 18, 2013

muffin loaf

verb: 1. the action of pooping in a vagina.

"Shit, that bitch Tanya wouldn't let me tap that ass, so when she fucking fell asleep, I gave her a good ol' fashioned muffin loaf. Shit yeah!

by Aaron Nestor December 10, 2004