Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.

My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.

by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018

arrogant mother

The ex wife, mother of your children, who strongly believes she is the better parent. Her arrogance is due to idiocy, telling half a story to make herself appear great.

Oh yes darling, your Dad wasn’t interested in you, not like I was. He never took the time to teach you to drive because he was always out, at work. That’s why I taught you because I chose to be a stay at home mom. Just to be sure you weren’t ever neglected . Arrogant mother ? Me ?

by Bertie Dird December 9, 2018

Mother Moan

A moan that comes from a mother.

"After a hard day at work, my wife let out a big mother moan. I then crawled to her on all fours."

by WallyDefines January 9, 2023

milk mother

a milk mother is a plump woman usually tall that has big tiddies and thicc warm thighs

"what's the opposite of a loli, a milk mother"

by thenoncanonloli September 6, 2019

Brandons Mother

Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤

Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf

by Lukeconnolly October 19, 2022

mother chucka

Saying 'mother fucker' in Jonah Takalua's code. What he does is he adds 'ch' at the beginning of every swear word and apparently, no one gets it.

Graydon aka Fanta pubes: Your dance was so shit
Jonah: Chuck you, mother chucka!

by MasterSpyro001 June 19, 2014

Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022