A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).
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A cool east Indian guy living his life without fear. Stuck in love for a girl he knows he will never get but neither is he giving up. Man has got an issue. Commonly called Horse by his friends. Also, dude plays a lot of video games.
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1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
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