A short little kinky fuck who should stop fucking with the microphone. She hasnt seen any good movies as shes too busy making out with an awesome super perfect Grayson on her friends couch. She also writes some weird hentai stuff about a French Lady bug woman that she wants to fulfill.
Lucie what the fuck is this.
by Dore. September 14, 2021
Get the Luciemug. ... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
by AorticKamikaze July 12, 2023
Get the audi lucymug. by butfus April 3, 2022
Get the lucymug. 
A Lucy is a person most typically a female ex-girlfriend that will take you back as a romantic partner no matter what you did or how much time has passed.
this can also refer to a person of any gender or even a not committed relationship.
this can also refer to a person of any gender or even a not committed relationship.
hey I just hit up my Lucy and we are back together
WOW my Lucy has no self-respect I cheated on her and she still took me back
WOW my Lucy has no self-respect I cheated on her and she still took me back
by kezzu October 4, 2023
Get the Lucymug. 
Get the Lucymug. To “Pull a Lucy” is to snitch on your lover to their estranged partner after finding out you’re the side piece.
Terry: I just found out my man has a wife and baby on the way!
Goldi- what’s her @ You should pull a Lucy with a finsta.
Goldi- what’s her @ You should pull a Lucy with a finsta.
by GrandmasterGigi October 31, 2022
Get the Pull a Lucymug.