Lesbanim 

Synonym for lesbian, but humorous to confuse the straights.

Possible Lesbanims: rugby players, softball players, Kristen Stewart fan clubs, the two old ladies who’ve lived together for years but are “just very close friends”, etc.

“Did you hear Mariah and Aryn are dating?” *whispers* “Total lesbanims!”

Lesbanim by Bbboooo June 8, 2021

Barbie Lesbian Bondage

What the two girls in Barbie Princess Charm School do on the weekends.

The music girl: Babe want to do some Barbie Lesbian Bondage?
The soccer girl: Totally, babe.

Barbie Lesbian Bondage by Fairly Local Lesbian January 22, 2019

College Lesbian 

A female going into college that makes a big deal about being a Lesbian, but everybody knows it's just a phase except her.

Carla : "Omg, you just broke up with Dylan?"
Jamie : "Yeah, since I'm a sophomore in College, I thought I should really find myself and I think I'm fully homosexual"
Carla : "Are you sure you're not just a College Lesbian?
Jamie : Of course not, this is the way I'm gonna be for the rest of my life!

College Lesbian by SeamanKing January 28, 2019

light switch lesbian 

When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.

Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something

light switch lesbian by CookieMnster1206 September 23, 2014

Ur mum lesbian for men 

A common phrase to counter ur mum gay, ur dad gay, ur mum double gay, ur dad double gay, ur mum lesbian, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny. Which it often works completely destroying the other party by either heart attack or everlasting pain and depression

Paul: Ur mum gay lol
Oliver: Ur mum lesbian for men
Paul: *Heavy breathing*

Ur mum lesbian for men by PigeonStarry March 14, 2018

amab non binary lesbian 

A amab non binary lesbian is a person who was a assigned male at birth but now they identify as non binary and lesbian “but they have a peewee😞” if you really are obsessed with what’s in someone’s pants realize having a genital preference is a little odd when it comes to trans people not every lesbian has a Coochie many trans women don’t wanna get bottom surgery because of many risks !

Jex : “HEYY!! I’m a amab non binary lesbian!!! :33”

Jessica (terf) : “BUT YOU HAVE DICK HOW CAN YOU BE A LESBIAN?? Ew..”

Jex :” …your basically just saying you see me as my birth gender..ugh these cisgender ppl be wildin…”

Jessica (terf) :” IM NOT CIS IM A WOMEN I WAS BORN A WOMEN AT BIRTH IM NOT CIS..”

Jex :” cisgender literally means you identify with your birth gender..And you identify with your birth gender what the hell are you tryna say?..”

amab non binary lesbian by Y2KAT January 17, 2023

Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian 

To have your dad transgender and lesbian for your mother and to have your mother transgender and gay for your father

Hd was told by Myles and Dalton: “Yo Mom Gay and yo dad Lesbian”

Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian by Winner67 March 9, 2019