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lawful mao

A play on words that seem to be referring to the dictator Mao Zedong (Tse-tung) as being a law-abiding citizen, when in fact the phrase refers to LOFLMAO, a variation of ROFLMAO, meaning LOL'ing on the floor laughing. Despite the inherent redundancy, this phrase has been slowly growing in use as internet chat rooms seek newer ways to express themselves.
chadbrochillz18: I thought the new Twilight movie was pretty good.
PeteZombie: ....orly?
chadbrochillz18: Yah, Rob Pat is on top of his game. As was Shark Boy.
PeteZombie: GTFO. NOW.
*chadbrochillz banned
bloodninja2: Lawful Mao, sir.
PeteZombie: You too.
by BloodninjaApprentice December 23, 2009
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Sinde law

It is the imposition of the U.S. government to Spain for a group of people belonging to SGAE and other web pages can be closed p2p. and download music, movies, series and more things
Sinde, Sinde law
by Anonymousspaniard February 18, 2011
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Kims Law

When sharing something and you know you don't wanna share it with everyone cause you won't have any left over, you kims law it (you share with one more person and then the rest is yours) and then no one can get mad because you called out kims law.
Emily can I have some chips?" "Yep, but Kims Law after you
by thatone guyguard August 26, 2010
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Mothra-in-law

The mother of Bridezillas husband and her arch nemesis
After the wedding we get to see Bridezilla and Mothra-in-law square off at the reception!
by E. Sweet March 24, 2010
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lunch laws

Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :

1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.

2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.

3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.

4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.

5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
by Lunch Nazi May 11, 2004
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Rhymestine's Law

Paragraph(s) used to discredit Derek Carr slander, often used to prove why he is a top ten NFL quarterback.
You think Matthew Stafford and Kyler Murray are better than Derek Carr? Let me show you Rhymestine's Law.
by JPA Footballl May 5, 2021
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Murray's Law

Murray's Law states that everybody is happier when they are receiving sex on a somewhat regular basis. Food tastes better, work is easier, etc. when people are getting sex on at least a somewhat regular basis. Murray's Law can apply to people in relationships or people not in relationships.
Joe: Why has John been so happy lately?

Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.
by jimmyjohn18 April 23, 2011
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