London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

london

She can be shy sometimes depends on the person and their personality she can be the most talkative person ever. London’s are very beautiful smart and really funny. They can be lazy but are very active and athletic. With London’s you have to have a good first impression because that’s how they will remember you. If you get to know a London don’t let her go, she is amazing person.

If you get to date a London your the luckiest person in the world

by Broo vfftuii November 20, 2023

london

The one and only person for Jazminne.

london is in love with jazminne.

by beepopishsj March 8, 2024

when the london the london

dude im boutta stab you to death

me : when the london the london jsh

by Union of Soviet Socialist Repu May 16, 2023

London Moment

When someone who is neurodivergent forgets something. Or says something a little goofy.

Damn how could you forget?? London Moment!

by Tinkle tomatoes July 22, 2022

London

if you have a London in your life your extreamly LUCKY!! London's are Amazing, strong, and VERY VERY VERY VERY GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
you can proably tell i did this cuz i was bord so

#SLAYYYYY TO ALL THE LONDONS IN THE WORLD

London is a queen and desserves RESPECT 9 and is gay);)

by mewo,meow im a COWWWW April 29, 2023

London

That really hot girl in your class. You wish she was your gf.

I wish i could fuck her dude. Her name is London

by Pnuemenoultramicroscopicsilico November 28, 2019